Score: 8

"A bit slow for my ADD"

submission: Clinically Obese SMB

date: February 16, 2009

I know fat people don't move very quickly, but a faster mario would have held my attention more. Maybe next time give him one of those scooters, like the kind huge people squeez into and putter around walmart in?
Would love to see a fat princess.
But overall, clever and well executed. As others have said, the feet dangling over gaps is an absolute riot. Good work!

Score: 7

"One thing I noticed..."

submission: Pulp Fiction Interactive

date: August 1, 2008

Not bad, but you spelled "characters" wrong.

Score: 7

"Cute art, a little weird."

submission: Turtle Park Massacre

date: August 1, 2008

I thought the art in this was pretty good, and i really liked the narration. But it definitely was too slow...
Sometimes movies can get away with the shells clinking on the ground that slowly, but that's because people are more invested in the characters...
Also, I would have liked to have seen more action from the turtles, it just seems totally random and out of place.
But still, very well done! Keep up the good work.

Score: 7

"hahahahaha"

submission: Vladmir Putin Attacks

date: May 31, 2003

Isn't Putin like the president of Russia? I read something that's funny, Putain means whore in like 5 different languages.
Anyway, good job, very original, i can't believe i spent like 5 minutes watching that guy crawl across the screen. hahahaha. good!

Score: 9

"Strange"

submission: Teach Me

date: November 12, 2002

Very interesting. I find it frightening because I want to watch it over and over. Kind of like a strange nightmare.
Anyway, i thought the two frogs were both male, because you can't tell them apart. You can say the second one doesnt have a penis, but the first one doesn't when he's not using it.
Good job.

Score: 10

"Wow!"

submission: Clock Day 2002

date: August 15, 2002

Man, that was really good. And the music fit perfectly as well. Good job! Happy clock day!

Score: 10

"Mon Dieu!"

submission: @@@@NEIL@@@@

date: July 14, 2002

Okay when it's this early in the morning I can't write very well, but anyways, I loved this. I don't think it's in any way racist, and the people who do find it so must not fully understand the concepts of this particular flash. This is a quality film, well made and entertaining. Go AppleClock!

Score: 8

"Good, but..."

submission: Fingertips #2

date: June 18, 2002

I really appreciate your effort in taking on the "Fingertips" series from Apollo 18, and feel bad that some people just aren't getting it. It might be better for you to explain a little (But who explains on NG?) or maybe put all of them into one flash file. But anyways, I say good job, TMBG Rule!

Score: 0

"Uch..."

submission: Backstreet Boys

date: December 31, 2001

Yes, yes, it's a very funny song, howard stern is so cool, blah blah blah, but we've all heard it before. And I have to say that your video sucked horrendously. I don't understand how people can submit stuff like this to the portal, I don't submit anything anymore because I think it won't be good enough. I mean, first of all, you could have moved the picture around or zoomed or something, and you should have at least used more than one picture. and asking the people not to flame you because you because you used a couple paintbrushes? That's stupid, i mean, do you expect to NOT get flamed for putting next to no work into a flash movie? I hate to go and rant like this, but when I see something like this(especially with a high rating) I get very upset.

And next time, please give credit to the true author of the song.

Score: 10

"Wow."

submission: Strawberry Clock VI

date: September 30, 2001

That was a piece of beauty, it makes me sad that I am not a part of the clock crew. I'm so glad that Tom and Wade and the clock crew are all friends. I very much enjoyed this film, the music really helped hold the whole thing together. The art was very stylized and beautiful, and incredibly realistic. This movie makes me happy.